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Life can be hard work at times especially when you spend all day looking at accident claim forms which don't always make encouraging reading.

Over the years insurers have come across some claim forms which are a little different and have brought a smile to even the most hardened insurer's face.

Check out these gems of pure comedy genius....

"I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought."

Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident?

A: Travelled by bus?

"I started to turn and it was at this point I noticed a camel and an elephant tethered at the verge. This distraction caused me to lose concentration and hit a bollard."

"I didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight"

"The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention."

"I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way"

"In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole."

"Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have."

"The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him."

"No one was to blame for the accident but it would never have happened if the other driver had been alert."

Absolute classics and if any of these statements apply to how you drive, then you'd best get in touch with Westhill Insurance, who will be able to supply you with an excellent deal no matter what convictions you might have.

Westhill has a superb deal available which is quick to do on line, cost effective, allows you up to three minor convictions and up to two recent claims, as well a free business use and a fixed rate for three years. It's a very good deal even if you are accident prone.

It would be silly not to get in touch with Westhill Insurance as see what it can do for you.

To find out more please go to www.westhill-insurance.co.uk. Westhill Insurance covers bike insurance, car insurance, van insurance, home insurance, business insurance, let property insurance, commercial insurance and public liability insurance. It is willing to talk with you and come up with a tailor-made deal to suit. In the current climate of financial and insurance crisis Westhill Insurance understands the fear of dealing with a large impersonal, unaccountable organisation and sets itself apart as the broker you can speak to and trust.

Posted on 10th July, 2009